President says the ships will be bigger, faster and a hundred times more powerful than any previous US-built warship
  • Convict45@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Design highlights of the new #Trump class #battleships:

    1. Very wide amidships
    2. Capable of wrecking entire countries
    3. Loudest engines ever
    4. Largely funded by Saudis
    5. Solid gold toilets
    6. Totally full of bilge water.