This reminds of an old joke from the Soviet Union days.
The good doctor Ivanovich is conducting an autopsy of a recent guest of the KGB with his assistant, Pyotr. “See Pyotr? Cause of death, brain hemmorage,” the doctor declares. Pyotr responds incredulously, “But comrade Doctor, this man was obviously shot in the head with a Makarov! How can that be a brain hemmorage?” Doctor Ivanovich nods sagely. “It is a 9mm brain hemmorage.”
This reminds of an old joke from the Soviet Union days.
The good doctor Ivanovich is conducting an autopsy of a recent guest of the KGB with his assistant, Pyotr. “See Pyotr? Cause of death, brain hemmorage,” the doctor declares. Pyotr responds incredulously, “But comrade Doctor, this man was obviously shot in the head with a Makarov! How can that be a brain hemmorage?” Doctor Ivanovich nods sagely. “It is a 9mm brain hemmorage.”