• I_Jedi@lemmy.today
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    8 days ago

    I sometimes wonder if ICE could get away with a mass shooting.

    • Several trucks of ICE agents show up at some university.
    • “You’re harboring illegal immigrants. Give them up.”
    • “Huh? What do you mean?”
    • pew pew. plop.
    • “Sir, members among the university staff pulled guns on us. We’re sweeping through the facility to neutralize the terrorist threat.”
    • Police show up.
    • “Don’t worry officers, we’re handling the situation here. Illegal immigrants started shooting at us, so we’re handling the threat.”
    • “ICE agents at that university today have stated that the staff were encouraging the students to rebel against the United States. We should be thankful for the agents’ swift action.”
    • “We need to reach across the aisle and help our ICE agents in need. Foiling a terrorist plot like that must be weighing heavily on them.”
    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      8 days ago

      Holy shit, do you guys have any level of history education? That scenario was Kent State and U New Mexico in 1970. They used the National Guard back then and no one was ever held responsible.

    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      Yeah. They could. Group of protesters protesting ICE, someone throws an acorn that hits an ICE agent in the hollow head, they hear a “thock” sound and start shooting. Claim they feared for their lives because they can.