YEADON, Pa. – A Pennsylvania man is facing more than 500 charges after investigators say they discovered more than 100 human skeletal remains in his home.
Authorities said 34-year-old Jonathan Gerlach broke into mausoleums and gravesites multiple times at Mt. Moriah Cemetery in Yeadon, Pa. since Halloween.
Eh. They are already dead. Who cares.
Real Frank Reynolds vibe right here!
Cool beans. See ya then, neighbor!
Donald Trump, 2026 (colorized)
Brilliant.
I too hereby donate my body to freaky shit upon the sole condition that it is funny as all fuck.
If medical science wants my cadaver for training purposes, my will has a clause that they must also use me in the same school’s theatre group as a comedy prop, manequin, puppet or ventrilloquist dummy. Limit one Hamlet a year. Unlimited stand up.
You drive a hard bargain. OK if the 'Bans aren’t exactly new? Flexible on tiddie dimensions?
Very.
Dude that guy was bustin his balls to get those skeletons. What a pace.
I don’t want anybody to get an infection from fucking my corpse, they’re going to have to sterilize me to have my corpse fucking permission.
We might want to start using spoilers on the comments in these threads, I think we crossed the NSFW line a ways back.
You don’t fuck corpses at work? Your funeral home must be one of them fancy ones.
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