I could jusy imagine some rando touring the White House, and they stumble across him. They start out so excited. Go in sayin:

Oh wow! Loon at that! It’s the president! It’s great to me you President Pedophile. Oh. My mix up. I mean, President Insurrectionist. Oh fuck, slip of the tounge! I’m just so nervous. Ha-ha! President Trump! It’s a pleasure to meet the Rapist-in-Chief. Oh fuck. There it goes again.