“Some mayoral candidates take bribes from Big Money. I’m skipping the bribe part and just taking the money, and giving it back to the citizens. Here’s your money, chumps!”
“What do you hope to accomplish as Mayor of Gotham?”
“Where to start? Education reform. Every child should have the choice to be in a dual immersion class, and be bilingual. I also want free universal healthcare. Do you think Arkham would have a three year waitlist if everyone had access to free mental health services? And the rich one percenters are gonna pay for it all. Big changes are gonna happen. Hahahaha!”
“You want the rick to pay for all this, are you like a, socialist?”
“I’m not like a socialist. I AM a socialist. And together, we’re gonna fix this city!”
They’re not chickenshit. They want this. The wealthy need the military in the streets to stop populist uprisings.
We need more politicians like Mayor Joker.
“Can you tell us what you’re doing here today?”
“Some mayoral candidates take bribes from Big Money. I’m skipping the bribe part and just taking the money, and giving it back to the citizens. Here’s your money, chumps!”
“What do you hope to accomplish as Mayor of Gotham?”
“Where to start? Education reform. Every child should have the choice to be in a dual immersion class, and be bilingual. I also want free universal healthcare. Do you think Arkham would have a three year waitlist if everyone had access to free mental health services? And the rich one percenters are gonna pay for it all. Big changes are gonna happen. Hahahaha!”
“You want the rick to pay for all this, are you like a, socialist?”
“I’m not like a socialist. I AM a socialist. And together, we’re gonna fix this city!”
I am looking forward to the Mayor Joker & Scooby Doo crossover. Batman turns out to be the pharmaceutical CEO, Bruce Wayne!
…did Luigi kill Bruce Wayne’s father?