Now you just need this $500 device that’s about as powerful as a Roku to stream a virtual PC to your home. You will store all of your data on the cloud, you will own nothing and we will sell your data for profit. All for just $19.99 a month.
Your PC as a service!
As a bonus, when one persons account is hacked then everyone’s data is exposed! By agreeing to use our service to waive all rights to sue or reclaim any data. You get to pay a monthly fee for accessing your private data, what could be better!
Streaming cloud PC
Now you just need this $500 device that’s about as powerful as a Roku to stream a virtual PC to your home. You will store all of your data on the cloud, you will own nothing and we will sell your data for profit. All for just $19.99 a month.
Your PC as a service!
As a bonus, when one persons account is hacked then everyone’s data is exposed! By agreeing to use our service to waive all rights to sue or reclaim any data. You get to pay a monthly fee for accessing your private data, what could be better!
And if you do something we don’t like, we’ll lock you out of your account and all of your data without any recourse!
It‘s really depressing how predictable enshittification has become. Everyone already hates what is coming but its happening regardless.
And it doesn’t work if your ISP decides to shit on you