For you MAGAs playing at home, let’s check the scoreboard:
America First, no more foreign entanglements: That’s a No.
Epstein Files: Still waiting for the good stuff.
Lower prices on Day 1: It’s past Day 365, and prices are still rising, but it’s a Democrat Hoax.
Deport Criminals: Includes children, veterans, innocent people, and even citizens.
Make America Safer: Death Squads patrolling the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against innocent citizens.
So why are you still in? Is it the mind-boggling corruption? The Treason? The casual racism? The virtuosic incompetence? The manic middle of the night tweetstorms? The pants-shitting press conferences?
I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. The one thing MAGA can be counted on is to cover the crimes of pedophiles.
For you MAGAs playing at home, let’s check the scoreboard:
America First, no more foreign entanglements: That’s a No.
Epstein Files: Still waiting for the good stuff.
Lower prices on Day 1: It’s past Day 365, and prices are still rising, but it’s a Democrat Hoax.
Deport Criminals: Includes children, veterans, innocent people, and even citizens.
Make America Safer: Death Squads patrolling the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against innocent citizens.
So why are you still in? Is it the mind-boggling corruption? The Treason? The casual racism? The virtuosic incompetence? The manic middle of the night tweetstorms? The pants-shitting press conferences?
I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. The one thing MAGA can be counted on is to cover the crimes of pedophiles.
That’s why ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.
so the part with deport i think would just flow better if you swapped citizens and veterans in the list.