The skiiers keep telling me it is a great year, one of the greatest ever. Let me tell you, I don’t skii I don’t know how to do it, I am lazy piece of shit president but damn well I will be surprised how many people come up to me and say mr president I just want to say thank you for this amazing skii year, my family has had such a great time and it is all thanks to your administration cutting redtape so we can get snow our on mountains using I don’t know I think we should try using jet engines for snowmakers maybe we should look into that you know those skii mountains are great for fundraising events I have sold a lot of shoes there, who would have thought you sell the most shoes at a skii mountain which you don’t need shoes for!