Meta, led by CEO Mark Zuckerberg, says it will not conduct new performance-based layoffs, shifting from last year's 5% workforce reduction.

The lord almighty has spoken. Consider this as a one time forgiveness. Expect to see y’all 9-5s at yours stupid desk on Monday.

  • 123@programming.dev
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    19 hours ago

    He probably found himself on the bottom 5% performers after losing the company billions if dollaroos with the dumb VR investing. He just didn’t want to be let go.