Meta, led by CEO Mark Zuckerberg, says it will not conduct new performance-based layoffs, shifting from last year's 5% workforce reduction.

The lord almighty has spoken. Consider this as a one time forgiveness. Expect to see y’all 9-5s at yours stupid desk on Monday.

  • Jentu@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    16 hours ago

    “But you see, chopping the bottom 10% isn’t the same as chopping the bottom 5%.”

    “But you see, chopping the bottom 1% every month of the year isn’t the same as chopping the bottom 5% in a single action”

    “But you see, chainsawing the bottom 5% isn’t the same as chopping the bottom 5%”