Point a gun at armed guards, and you’re going to have a bad day. Assuming, that is, that what they said is what actually happened. They may have lied and this is not what happened at all, and we’ll never know. Cops have been known to do that, shocking, I know.
BREAKING NEWS:
This just in. The man who was shot by armed guards was actually not a man, or woman. But a 7 year old girl. Also the little girl wasn’t shot, but strangled…about 2 decades ago, by someone with tiny, tiny hands. Local police are wondering why there was orange make up all over the remains.
When asked for a comment a spokesman said, “the president is clueless…about everything”
Point a gun at armed guards, and you’re going to have a bad day. Assuming, that is, that what they said is what actually happened. They may have lied and this is not what happened at all, and we’ll never know. Cops have been known to do that, shocking, I know.
BREAKING NEWS:
This just in. The man who was shot by armed guards was actually not a man, or woman. But a 7 year old girl. Also the little girl wasn’t shot, but strangled…about 2 decades ago, by someone with tiny, tiny hands. Local police are wondering why there was orange make up all over the remains.
When asked for a comment a spokesman said, “the president is clueless…about everything”
I trust nothing anyone says in that bloated orange liars orbit.