I once met the ronald mcdonald. He had done it for almost two decades, and was, according to him, the only one that would go around and be introduced as ronald mcdonald (he was apparently listed as a vp in the company, for reasons, but was obviously paid peanuts) in official mcdonald’s promotions. If I remember, he also did some of the voices for the astroworld batman show.

Anyway. The reason that’s relevant? I met him because he was retired from the mcdonald thing and getting his police officer training, so… ronald mcdonald is probably out there now with a gun.