Yes. You go on the dark web, post a request for chocolate and wait for offers. When someone agrees to get it you transfer them half of the payment in crypto. They leave the chocolate behind the toilet tank at King’s Cross (western entrance toilet, 3rd stall from the right) and you send them the other half of crypt after picking it up. You can save up to half a crown, depending on the type of chocolate you’re getting.
Stealing them to order? As in someone is requesting they steal them?
Yes. You go on the dark web, post a request for chocolate and wait for offers. When someone agrees to get it you transfer them half of the payment in crypto. They leave the chocolate behind the toilet tank at King’s Cross (western entrance toilet, 3rd stall from the right) and you send them the other half of crypt after picking it up. You can save up to half a crown, depending on the type of chocolate you’re getting.
Can you hear these chocolate thieves talking to you, Tesco? Are the chocolate thieves in the room with us right now?
The stealing makes them taste better
If it’s not stolen from a store in the West Midlands region, you have to call it “sparkling cacao”.
do you mean “the secret ingredient is crime” (-super hans, peep show)