On Saturday, “an individual committed arson on a newly purchased ICE building” by breaking a window, igniting a fire and throwing a propane tank into the building, according to a U.S. Department of Homeland Security spokesperson.
“The fire was quickly extinguished by the interior sprinkler system,” DHS said, noting that the suspect fled the scene after setting the fire. “The matter remains under investigation by the FBI.”


Technically this is legal, as long as you yell, “surprise!”
There’s also a provisionthat also allows “SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!”
It’s called the SLJ allowance.
SUPPLIES MOTHERFUCKER!
SOME FRIES MOTHERFUCKER
Sore thighs muthafucka!
That’d actually be the EK allowance, since Erik King is the guy that plays Doakes in Dexter.
Surprise mothafucka