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1dalm@lemmings.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination?

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What Linux Distro is your Christian Denomination?

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    Where does that put Judaism? Just a barebones Linux kernel without the rest of the OS?

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      Judaism is Unix.

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        Oh, of course!

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        Nah Unix should be Zoroastrianism and Judaism should be Minix

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          That would imply Judaism copied Zoroastrianism’s homework. Since they came around the same time, it would be something else. Zoroastrianism should be AmigaOS. Judaism should be Unix. Would islam be Solaris? Would Wahhabism be Solaris post oracle?

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            I like reading the comments from people that got the joke.

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            To be fair Judaism did for the most part copy Zoroastrianisms homework

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              I guess. But it feels very different from Judaism as best as I can tell. And Zoroastrianism is still seperate from the big 3 monotheistic religions.

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        What would Islam be? Gnu Herd?

        Edit: I made the joke in a different comment but Islam would be Solaris and Wahhabism would be post oracle Solaris.

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