America First: tell it to Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, NATO, et al.
Lower prices on Day One: past Day 400, and prices are higher than ever.
Deport all the illegal immigrant criminals: As well as innocent people, school kids, veterans, old people, sick people, American citizens, even MAGAs.
Lower Crime: Enforced by Paramilitary Death Squads roaming the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against people that piss them off for any reason.
Release the Epstein Files: Except any that mention Trump, or his friends.
So why are you still on board? Is it the mind-boggling corruption, like openly accepting bribes in front of the entire world?
Or is it the virtuosic incompetence? Like a health system that has caused the first measles epidemic in decades?
I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. The one thing a MAGA can count on is that they’ll go the distance to cover pedophilia. THAT you can count on. And that’s important because…
So, MAGA, let’s check the scoreboard:
America First: tell it to Iran, Venezuela, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, NATO, et al.
Lower prices on Day One: past Day 400, and prices are higher than ever.
Deport all the illegal immigrant criminals: As well as innocent people, school kids, veterans, old people, sick people, American citizens, even MAGAs.
Lower Crime: Enforced by Paramilitary Death Squads roaming the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against people that piss them off for any reason.
Release the Epstein Files: Except any that mention Trump, or his friends.
So why are you still on board? Is it the mind-boggling corruption, like openly accepting bribes in front of the entire world?
Or is it the virtuosic incompetence? Like a health system that has caused the first measles epidemic in decades?
I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. The one thing a MAGA can count on is that they’ll go the distance to cover pedophilia. THAT you can count on. And that’s important because…
ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.