Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)
I feel like the dwarf would start calling _you_slurs and would be getting proper firey and the elf wouldn’t care, not because they’re enlightened or anything, but because they don’t see you as a person and therefore don’t care about your opinion.
FOR CARL!
Uhh Human resources … Ever heard of Speciesism. Check your privilege!
Hear me out here: Kobolds.
Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they’re trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat
This is brilliant.
I die. You die. We all die. Big woof! Have a treato - it’ll make it better.
Let me tell you about Goblins.
I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.
They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day
Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?
Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat
