Could we get Jesus on CNN to tell us the plan? Because no one else seems to have one.
If the plan is Armageddon, why not just launch all the nukes instead of spending all that money on intercontinental B-2 raids?
Is bombing cafes and elementary schools part of Jesus’ plan? Did he finally get over all that faggy do unto others bullshit?
Was Jesus flying those three F15s that got shot down by friendly AAW?
Does Gods Divine Plan include the whole weird part where Trump rapes everything under age 18 that moves?
Isn’t it kind of weird that the Secretary of Defense personally receives his theater-wide strategic disposition by communing with Jesus?
IS THAT WERID? THAT SEEMS KIND OF SUPER FUCKING WEIRD TO ME
Jesus on CNN:
Hm. I don’t know that “god”, but he sure has weird friends.
instead of spending all that money on intercontinental B-2 raid
There’s a good reason for that. For the prophecy to be fulfilled Israel needs to control a specific territory. And some other conditions I think, I don’t remember the details.
Otherwise you just destroy the world without triggering Armageddon.
Alternative headline: People who join a death cult surprised to learn it is a death cult
I’m not religious or at this point a pacifist, but thou shall not kill is literally a commandment
Not that I disagree with your sentiment or position, but I think in the original language there was a different word for killing those in your own group vs those in another. It’s more like thou shall not commit murder (an illegal killing of those also in your nation). Because old testament God demanded a lot of killing of other people. And punished people who didn’t follow through.
And yet the Israelites committed several genocides in Yahweh’s name in the Old Testament
Yeah but it’s only like the 4th or 5th, because religious people are really smart.
And it comes with contradictory commands to commit genocide, so, you know, it doesn’t seem like the guy was all that serious about it. Just another narcissist who wants what he wants, wants it right now, and won’t tolerate any resistance or rationalizing.
American politicians swear on a fairy tales book,what would you expect
