• phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    God is he a conceited asshole.

    Yet his hair looks like a cheap toupee, he’s a lumpy, fat slob with a body like a sack full of chisels, his posture is like the ass end of a centaur, he inexpertly applies bronzer to his face, his suits don’t fit and he doesn’t know how to wear a tie.

    Hard to imagine anyone seeing that train wreck and not concluding there’s something the matter with his head.