northernlights@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoAsked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month insteadlemmy.todayimagemessage-square204fedilinkarrow-up1769arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1761arrow-down1imageAsked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month insteadlemmy.todaynorthernlights@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square204fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·3 days agoThe jury, comprised of people who certainly have been fucked similarly, can find in the gyms favor and award them a whopping $1 in damages. Good luck convincing regular people bullshit cancellation policy is a gold reason to make someone pay
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYou’ll never see a real courtroom. Instead you’ll only have access to a kangaroo fake court with a fake judge chosen by the company.
The jury, comprised of people who certainly have been fucked similarly, can find in the gyms favor and award them a whopping $1 in damages.
Good luck convincing regular people bullshit cancellation policy is a gold reason to make someone pay
You’ll never see a real courtroom. Instead you’ll only have access to a kangaroo fake court with a fake judge chosen by the company.