northernlights@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAsked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month insteadlemmy.todayimagemessage-square204fedilinkarrow-up1771arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1763arrow-down1imageAsked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month insteadlemmy.todaynorthernlights@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square204fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoThe jury, comprised of people who certainly have been fucked similarly, can find in the gyms favor and award them a whopping $1 in damages. Good luck convincing regular people bullshit cancellation policy is a gold reason to make someone pay
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou’ll never see a real courtroom. Instead you’ll only have access to a kangaroo fake court with a fake judge chosen by the company.
The jury, comprised of people who certainly have been fucked similarly, can find in the gyms favor and award them a whopping $1 in damages.
Good luck convincing regular people bullshit cancellation policy is a gold reason to make someone pay
You’ll never see a real courtroom. Instead you’ll only have access to a kangaroo fake court with a fake judge chosen by the company.