• oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip
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    1 天前

    If I found a genie lamp, can anyone tell me a single reason why I shouldn’t wish every single ICE officer (including Noem) a sudden, drawn out, publically documented, and tortuously agonizing death?

    And by “drawn out”, I mean long enough to the point where people are watching them stumble around screaming in the streets while pointing and eating popcorn.

    Oh and somehow ambulance and hospitals somehow won’t be available to them.

    • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world
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      13 小时前

      Instant death is less cruel and also doesn’t give them time to carry out any spiteful revenge killings in their final moments.

    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world
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      Yes, I can.

      You’re being too narrow with your wish - you could include Epstein clients too, for example.

      (This is only an issue with the popular “3 wishes only” genie, tho. If your genie gives you unlimited wishes, by all means, wish away.)