• phar@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    He wouldn’t do that if you were not wearing socks with slides. He’s trying to help you before you end up with a mullet and jogging pants.

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    21 hours ago

    Lots of love, much nom nom. My cat insists it’s a love language. I’ve drawn the line at drawing blood. A normal, healthy relationship with a pet.

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      18 hours ago

      I feel like most people would also bite far more if they didn’t have opposable thumbs and were walking on all four extremities.

      We often forget: for most animals, their mouth fulfills the same function as our hand.

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      17 hours ago

      Is that why they bite me in the nose when I’m sleeping? They’re not trying to wake me up, they think I’m dead?!