return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days agoIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?message-squaremessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down12
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days agomessage-square119fedilink
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoReally fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course. “I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
minus-squaresawdustprophet@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days ago“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”
Really fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course.
“I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”