• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    7 hours ago

    “Gather around, little ones, it’s time for great-grandma to tell the story of how she tried to chew off the president’s dick…”

    “Aww, this is my favorite Christmas tradition.”

    “She won a medal for it, y’know?”

    “Of course I do, I’ve been hearing the story since I can remember. It’s evolved a bit over the years. It got pretty gory for a while, but the grown-ups reigned that in. Now we’re lucky if she stays awake for the whole story.”