Defecation duration is surprisingly similar throughout the mammal world. The average mammal defecates for 12 seconds, even though volume varies greatly between species.
Obviously the perfect spot is the corner of the basement, back behind the clothes washing machine, as this is both safe from predators and far enough outside the living space to not spread disease. Unfortunately the humans do not allow this, so we must search daily for a new outdoor area which is suitable.
Not dogs though. If they don’t work hard to find the perfect pooping spot, they ain’t pooping.
Obviously the perfect spot is the corner of the basement, back behind the clothes washing machine, as this is both safe from predators and far enough outside the living space to not spread disease. Unfortunately the humans do not allow this, so we must search daily for a new outdoor area which is suitable.