A female guard replied “If he is dead, we’re going to cover it up and he’s going to have an alibi – my officers,” the FBI notes said. The inmate claimed the whole wing overheard the exchange.
My favorite part is not where the phrase “cover up” is explicitly used, it’s the part where the female guard clarifies that it’s “my officers” who are going to get an alibi. As if she was worried their’d be confusion over the pronoun “he’s”.
In context, this reads like a bad SNL sketch.
The Miami herald (specifically one reporter) is the paper that broke the Epstein deal and shady shit waaaay back.
I’m gonna say they aren’t going to be messing around with false info.
exactly why I believe it tbh
Yeah, but have you heard about the Dow?
We don’t even know if Epstein is dead or some poor double.




