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calango@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 14 hours ago

Why are you crying, Windows user?

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Why are you crying, Windows user?

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  • sudoer777@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t forget to allocate the rest to Firefox, and your swap as well since that’s still not enough

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    Sitting on a cool 64, over here.

  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    You can still use Chrome in Linux (my wife uses them together on her laptop).

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    Meme portraying a small cat sitting on a large beige couch, the couch is captioned: "the 8GB of DDR3 RAM in my minecraft server" and the cat is captioned "Alpine Linux"

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      I see what you did there.

  • nao@sh.itjust.works
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    Why are you crying, Windows user?

    Same reason as everyone else who waited to upgrade.

  • TractorDuffy@lemmy.world
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    We’re not lol, why do you think the users of other OSs envy you? It’s not hard to switch.

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    Laughs in one year old 128GB RAM on fedora Linux.

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      That’s a bit small… for disk space 😂😂😂😂😂

      You can actually do a lot of stuff with this and no disk at all , just having a 500MB NFS over nas or some 2010 old laptop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Electricd@lemmybefree.net
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      Running AI locally?

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        Nope. Running a windows guest for legacy development (50GB for few bigger visual studio projects and other related apps) then Rider, Android Studio, IntelliJ, podman and other apps native on Linux, often switching between them. 128GB is a bit much even for this, but it is never bad to have same free space just in case. The only downside is that I bought 4 DDR5 modules only to later find out that they put a break on speed as AMD really prefers 2 of them.

        • T156@lemmy.world
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          50 GB in memory for a visual studio/programming project being a bigger project seems like rather an understatement, unless you’re working on machine learning, simulations, or something of that nature.

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    elon musk inherited an emerald minefrom his father, but your child will inherit 32 full gigabytes of ram

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      Bold of u to assume any of us can afford kids in the first place lol. Well, at least if u wanna raise them properly.

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    all that ram is for my many virtual machines i planned to run and never did because i didn’t actually get any practical use out of them

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      There’s still time.

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      Containerize everything

      • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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        Unfortunately I can’t run windows 7 in a docker container for the lickable aero theme and nostalgia. The KDE aero themes just don’t feel the same either. Lots of subtle things missing.

        • Infinite@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Actually…

          https://github.com/dockur/windows

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            holy shit

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              wait a minute this docker container is just running qemu and a web-based vnc client >:/

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      deleted by creator

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    Meanwhile, the latest macOS update took away 20% of my battery life and added 15% of ram usage, just because, while the battery life of my Linux laptop is actually getting better with updates.

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      amen brother

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    just wait until you need to edit some xml in android studio

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      And don’t you dare compile kotlin and run on emulator while you use Chrome to read stack overflow. Those 128Gb ram from that guy are going to be short.

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    I have 32 gigs and Windows 10 doesn’t actually use too much RAM. Around 4 GB, but still quite a lot. Still nothing to how much free RAM I have though.

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    The rest of the couch is my podman services

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      The rest of the couch is my podman services

      as everything should be

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    All I have is 8 gigs right now, 1 channel dead. My windows hovers are 5 gig ram to just run. Hurts.

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      Jeez. Have you tried debloating Windows?

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    The way it should be. If it were Windows you’d have a massive bloated fat cat that can’t breathe taking up almost the entire sofa.

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      It would make Garfield look like an Olympic cathlete in compurrison.

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