Palm Beach International Airport, which Donald Trump flies in and out of when heading to his Mar-a-Lago home in Palm Beach, Florida, is likely set to be renamed in his honor.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a bill Monday, renaming it the President Donald J. Trump International Airport.
According to a release from DeSantis’ office, the governor signed a bill from the legislature related to “Commercial Service Airports.” That bill, which passed the Florida House and Senate in February, includes the provision that “‘Palm Beach International Airport,’ shall be renamed as the ‘President Donald J. Trump International Airport,’ subject to approval of the Federal Aviation Administration” and, per the bill, rights agreements.
TIA would be oddly appropriate, both for the region and the guy. I imagine it feels like having a mini stroke trying to make this seem like a good idea.
Although maybe it’s best to just lean into the trend for a little more truth in advertising. If congress decides to sanction his habit of hoarding sensitive government documents, they could call it the “Federal Record Authorized Use for Donald” before he gets his grubby little mitts on them again. “Social Heroic Americans for Trump” would be a good rename for Truth Social.
With any luck, he’ll get on camera one day and say:
"These nasty Democrats are at it again. They’re saying I can’t use classified documents for my business. I told them, "Yes, I can. I can use FRAUD. Look it up in the lawbook. It’s there. It’s a law "
Also, I had a big, beautiful–it was very lovely–airport named after me and they changed it back. They changed it back to ugly, old “Palm Beach,” which no one has ever heard of. Just a terrible experience. I had a TIA flight, but when I landed, they said, “Welcome to Palm Beach.” I was so confused. I didn’t know where I was. I could hardly speak. The whole thing was a horrible, dizzy, blur.
I was so mad that I posted on my feed right then and there. I SHAT myself, as the kids are saying. Now everyone can see it. It’s there. They know it’s the Democrats’ fault. Sleepy Joe made me do it. Awful guy.
In conclusion, this whole witch-hunt is a nothing burger. My day was just FRAUD, TIA, SHAT myself. Thank you for your attention to this matter."