When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back

Well, at least the ground will be soft from all the tributes. He’ll have a choice to make: rest in piss or scrabble back up through it, undead motherfucker.

I’m actually hoping for the undead scenario, because of all his kids that will be so enraged about not benefiting they’ll just try to kill him again and again – but before they can, they have to fight off that wife of his wanting to slurp up the undead soul out of his rotting carcass first.

That is absolutely a movie I’d watch.