Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • Roggie@lemmy.mlEnglish
    7·
    1 year ago

    first day on lemmy, and this is the shit i see right off the bat. I found my reddit replacement.

    • INeedMana@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      I think, the point is, that this is the shit no-one has seen. It’s still hidden inside OP. Lurking

    • GreatWhiteBuffalo41@slrpnk.netEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      I was thinking, “is this the thing? The first thing all the reddit people get to see coming to Lemmy? Is this history???”

      But seriously, WTF