I do, but as more people join I’m also feeling a little republican - i got my spot and this is good; everyone on the outside can go fuck off now. I don’t want it to get so big that it’s what we left. No intended disrespect or lack of acknowledgment to those who were here before.
Yes very very much; there’s so much new stuff and this is a good opportunity to expand my interests and not end up having half my subs be drama subs and read AITA until I lose my soul. But also because I’m trying to make a determined effort to be a responsible community member and post actual sentences and engage with others so it becomes a habit. Will any of those sentences make sense? No, and stop pressuring me. Being coherent is an entirely separate goal and many steps from here so back the hell off, okay?
Hello fellow humans, I am normal, friendly, and sane!
Hello, fellow normal human-type person. It is pleasant to engage in average human behavior with other humans. Imagine that I am petting a dog because I have a dog in my lap and am petting him.
Do you have shoes? I do. They are for when I walk outside on
floor but it’s outdoors?grasspavement. Then I touchpavementgrass. With myfeethands. It is very nice and thelightssunshine is warm. Being a normal human is a lot of fun!I do have shoes! How did you know? I wear them sometimes when I am inside and my
feethands are cold. They are fluffy and maroon. I got them from [insert store name here]. I got a good deal! You can get a good deal, too, if you use my offer code [insert offer code here] to get up to 15% off. Try it today!I love when we normal humans have normal conversations in public areas with other humans! [insert store name here] is one of my favorite stores! Their deals are so good that they
have to give your money backgive your money to the One Above and Belowsomethingiswrongheiscomingwemusthurryforgivemehave good deals and I like them a lot.I hope your hands are warm!
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