A fascinating study has found that sniffing female tears significantly reduced male aggression and decreased activity in aggression-related brain networks. It’s suggested that the effect, which is caused by chemical signals in tears and is also seen in rodents, serves a protective function.
Must be why they prefer to make us suffer from a distance, sitting safely in Congress and the courts where they won’t be exposed to our tears
Can we do something to induce tears from women without causing any serious harm? Like tickling your feet with a feather duster or something? It just seems like the perfect thing to pour on Trump’s head.
There are entire websites for precisely that. I’ve heard.
Hallmark channel movies.
Onions
Red pepper flakes.
Psylocibin
If you leave the toilet seat up and forget to take out the trash, at a particular time of the month, that’s often enough.
If that fails, you’ll have to say her favourite top is starting to look a bit snug.