It’s murder time again in America. The Johnsons awake and put on a pot of coffee before Mr. Johnson goes to work at the murder factory. Mrs. Johnson drives their 2 kids in their new 2024 Murder vehicle from Ford. The kids favorite class is murder 101 and murder is on the lunch menu today. Vote Reagan in 2025 and Make Murder Great Again.
Yeah, but ‘murder in America’ is still the top one. There is public concern over crime because the media makes us concerned by making every murder a major story.
To be fair, murder should be a major story. It’s a serious crime, and it’s probably a life defining story for many people related to the victim (and even those related to the suspect).
Meanwhile, on ABC News’ front page…
Hey, you can tell it’s not bad when the bulk of that list is international deaths! Lol
It’s murder time again in America. The Johnsons awake and put on a pot of coffee before Mr. Johnson goes to work at the murder factory. Mrs. Johnson drives their 2 kids in their new 2024 Murder vehicle from Ford. The kids favorite class is murder 101 and murder is on the lunch menu today. Vote Reagan in 2025 and Make Murder Great Again.
Yeah, but ‘murder in America’ is still the top one. There is public concern over crime because the media makes us concerned by making every murder a major story.
To be fair, murder should be a major story. It’s a serious crime, and it’s probably a life defining story for many people related to the victim (and even those related to the suspect).