Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-28 months agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1186arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-28 months agomessage-square53fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up31·8 months agoI do that with everyone that tells me “I’m going to the bathroom” I reply with “Good luck! 👍”
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·8 months agoMy preferred response has always been “Hope everything comes out ok”
minus-squareMothra@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoI say either but my favourite is “may the Force be with you”
minus-squarePanurge987@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoI like to respond with, “Why? What’s in the bathroom?”
minus-squarelos_chill@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoI always go with: “Just pee your pants.”
I do that with everyone that tells me “I’m going to the bathroom”
I reply with “Good luck! 👍”
My preferred response has always been “Hope everything comes out ok”
Oh wow, that’s good!
that’s even better
I usually say “have fun”
I say either but my favourite is “may the Force be with you”
I like to respond with, “Why? What’s in the bathroom?”
I always go with: “Just pee your pants.”