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Man stuck in urn at Mountain Brook party loses pants, breaks expensive vase and Alabama Internet

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Man stuck in urn at Mountain Brook party loses pants, breaks expensive vase and Alabama Internet

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News@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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Connor Padgett's expletive-laden screams took social media by storm and gave the Leeds Bass Pro Shop swimmer a run for his money.

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You know how to get Alabama man out of a decorative urn they’re stuck in after they’ve already taken off their belt and removed their pants?

“Hey stepbrother…”

He’d ROCKET out of that urn so fast!
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  Alabama Man is Florida Man’s inbred cousin.

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