YouTube will now direct you to the right first-aid videos during an emergency | Searching YouTube for advice on CPR, heart attacks, or other critical health emergencies will now highlight authorita…::A YouTube shelf of first-aid advice for acute health emergencies from legit sources is now set up to provide advice on topics like heart attack, CPR, choking, or stroke.

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    Before our Top 5 most important CPR steps, a quick word from our sponsor, BetterHealth.

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    ALRIGHT YOUTUBERS its time for CPR step 1:

    Don’t waste any time in ensuring the victim’s airway is not obstructed…

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      Step 2: compressions. Don’t forget to push that like button like the chest of the victim!

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          10 months ago

          Also exactly what I would expect from a YouTube video with 8 billion views on this topic at this point, bravo!

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            Remember to join my Patron, YouTube Membership to get exclusive perks. Also, I have a Kofi for those who want to support me!

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              Meanwhile the video shows animation made by AI, looking like the Will Smith eating spaghetti ones.

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              Before we really begin here are the 10 most dangerous anti-patterns in first aid. Number 3 will shock you with a defibrillator.

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      You forgot about a background about CPR, it’s uses then proceed a whole essay about its history, then eventually reaching to the main point but explained in the most vague way possible. It’s also probably narrated by an AI.

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      Hey guys! It’s me EverydayCPRTips back again with an exciting video on how to perform life saving CPR. Before we get started, don’t forget to compress that like button and breathe some love into that bell so you can be notified anytime I release a new video. Leave a comment below if you’d like to see any other life saving techniques!