Ted Cruz has been slammed for joking that Texans should “join me in Cancun” as the state braces for a deep freeze.
“Texans, with the freeze coming, wrap your pipes, cover your plants, stay off icy roads & keep your family safe. And, if it gets too damn cold, join me in Cancun!” he wrote on X.
I refuse to give any clicks to any headlines that use the word slammed or any derivative or synonym thereof
Unless it’s a wrestling news website
Or if it’s followed by welcoming you to the jam
Or an article about doors.
Maybe wrestling news sites should steal political news sites headlines.
“Wrestler A CRITICISED for using unsportsmanlike move on Wrestler B”
You don’t like your headlines reading like a bop-it toy?
BOP TED CRUZ!
SLAM TED CRUZ!
SH**T TED CRUZ! (in the face)
SHART TED CRUZ!
Never click anything from The Independent. They’re clickbait shit.
Why is that?
Have you personally slammed someone?
Have you met anyone who has?
What did it look like?
That’s between me and my only fans.
I have actually met a couple pro wrestlers
Pretty fricken gnarly dude
It happened once in nineteen ninety eight.
I think I remember that. Wasn’t there a table involved?
It was definitely an event for all Mankind.
They’re mistaken. It was actually a Space Jam, and it was '96.
You know what “slammed” metaphorically means, here.
Greg Gianfirte has. Can we use that in headlines when we talk about him? It’s accurate in that case.