Obsessive marshmallow

I too can shoot superheated air at my enemies, especially if I have been eating kale.

Obligatory dik dik pic.

Here’s me thinking it’s because they can change their molecular density at will, which is why a 12 pound cat sounds like a 600 pound Shetland pony when it’s galloping through the house at night.

When our cat was spayed, I modified a newborn size onesie to dress her in. She managed to wiggle out of it even while sound asleep. Getting out of this costume would be a piece of cake for her.

Given that this is a tortoiseshell, tremble before her.

Is it wrong to hope that he someday finds himself destitute and homeless?