I’m from the US so in freedumb units I’m 5’7" and looking it up that’s 170cm I guess lol

Trump does this MAGA assuming it’s affecting only Democrats.

MAGA: Good. They deserve it.

Trump lies about disaster relief aid being given too slowly from the Biden administration to assumed MAGA states.

MAGA:

“I’m not a lib, you’re a lib!”

“Shut up woke mcwoke!”

“I bet your mom is trans!”

“Yeah well I bet your dad wants a living wage and socialized healthcare!”

SCOTUS:

if Trump somehow wins the upcoming election

My God I wish I had your optimism…

With all their ratfuck plans out there for the swing states, with the middle east fiascos pushing US Arab/Muslim populations away from Democrats, with Iran about to fuck oil prices, and with all that lovely lovely right wing propaganda working it’s magic as evidenced by the polling I’m devastated… Not to mention polling always shows Trump lower than what his actual support is…

I feel like it’s almost a guaranteed win for Trump… :(

CNN: We’re in the business of selling advertisements, I think we should understand better than most that we are providing you a service.

Them: Aren’t you a news organization?

CNN:

Unfortunately if another comment I’ve read is to be believed “judge” Cannon is in charge of the case related to treason (Read: she will squash it) but there is another case related to sedition that will go farther, until I imagine it ultimately hits the rubber stamp SCOTUS where they’ll referr to some 2nd century pig farmer law and try to claim that makes anything they don’t like unconstitutional.

SCOUTS:

:(

Objective 1: Stay the fuck out of it.

Objective 2: Stay the fuck out of it.

Objective 3: Stay the fuck out of it.

Objective 4: Stay the fuck out of it.

US Government response: “unfortunately we weren’t able to achieve any of our stated objectives. We promise we didn’t try to at all. The following is unrelated I promise, but Congress is meeting to give Bibi $69420Ungabijillion for self defense and we’re sending every troop, drone, and warship we have to Iran.”

No no no you don’t understand, for the last 20 years Republicans have been saying Democrats have the activist judges!

Republicans never project their intentions or lie about anything!

THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS BOUGHT A RAINBOW!?

I’m impressed.

As a bitter short guy the first thing I saw was “yeah, he’s tall.”

I guess at least I recognize I’m an asshat lol

Thanks for the tips I’ll have to get some more pillows!

My back doesn’t wait until I get up to hurt, that’s an all night affair!

I was all about the hand for some reason.

Glad to be wrong! Although we still have armed robots so maybe not too glad lol

Without reading the article can I take a wild guess and say this is from “we promise never to make weaponized robots” Boston Dynamics?

A promise from a corporation is just a lie by another name.

And The Base now that they’ve been conditioned into believing it is true.

We should expect better from these people out of principle, but we really shouldn’t expect any different from them as we know the current circumstances…

I wish we could declare them a terrorist organization…

Maybe if we put a Palestinian flag sticker on their bumpers Isreal will bomb them out of self defense…

I was just going to say something similar.

“Yay” two of my favorite fucking things… Billionaires and Religion…

/Wrist.

I’m 38 and I’ve had about half of that, but the vast majority was from 16-25. They were all shitty retail things or short term odd job type things, but work is work so I include them if someone asks how many jobs I’ve had except on a resume of course. I just stick to relevant things there.

I’ve done everything from retail, to refrigeration diagnostic work. From wiping ass and giving meds, to even being a carnie. The only type of jobs I’ve never had are “real people jobs” like office work. I’m just a subhuman meat machine.