Just build the damn robot, shinji!
Just build the damn robot, shinji!
He giving him the ol’ dick twist.
Is she mythological? Like a sphinx?
Yeah, we are old now, man. I remember seeing this in the theater. I was just talking about how Netflix used to come in the mail.
No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.
“it’s the thirst mutilator!”
I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.
Meat Hamberders hanging over an obvious net trap.
What a terrible day to have eyes…
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
Yeah, I tell everyone that’s where my familiar drinks from.
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?
I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.
Sadie