Wow, they’re such weirdos. I’ve been seeing the biggest ones I’ve ever seen this year. From yours, you can see how they’re weirdly proportioned. They flatten out and can be very wide. They nuzzle their bellies into the sand and dirt and can become nearly impossible to see because of their camouflage. This one is a bit stumpy. I think he has dropped tail before.

Even Epstein’s lawyer said I had nothing to do with it. It’s old news.

Might not be the persuasive endorsement he thinks it is.

Defenestration

Poisoning

Some James Bondian shit you ain’t never heard of

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi_Markov#Assassination

Kinda sucks, doesn’t it?

Still, I keep picturing your dad, basking in sweat, running a pho shop in Ho Chi Minh in the summertime or the like, wiping his brow with chicken-stock soaked dish towels.

I’m just glad someone had some idea what I was trying to describe.

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