This makes me hopeful, I just started a new job and I’m killing it, but I know it won’t be long before the excitement dies and the ADHD boogeyman comes rearing his ugly head.

Well then, I guess I’m officially diagnosed

Just depends on the ADayHD

Why are you all doing this to me? :-(

I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Also batteries lose capacity, making them finite as well

They’re worse because they’re just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor

So you’re saying we should print out this post and send it to the government

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Except they left out Hawai‘i

And there are only 2000 fluent speakers of Hawaiian, let’s go colonialism!

‘Okina only precede vowels and I think you’re confused about pahoahoa, it’s pahoehoe. Good job on a‘a, though!

Ahoy matey

Only if you can guarantee the rectal spotting

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

15 of 24, just throw me into the fires of Mt. Doom

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