Interesting. But to accept this would mean also accepting that he doesn’t have baby hands and I just won’t do it. No sir.

Budget grocer? Lol

That sounds too cool. Runs away like a little Nazi piss boy, is more his speed.

To add to that. A popular recess game among grade schoolers (like 10 year olds!) was Smear the Queer. I can’t remember the rules exactly but i think it was essentially tag but rougher.

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Your wish is granted. Here is a box of extra absorbent adult diapers.

Water, arguably the most important thing for sustaining life, just falls from the sky.

Well when a software and a hardware love each other very much…uh you see the SATA cable goes in the… and then there’s pin hole connectors of course… auxiliary input… And then 2 days later the ups man brings you new firmware.

Okay bud? Alright goodnight.

A sausage inna bun for you, friend.

THERE IS NO JUSTICE, JUST US. ~Mort

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