I like to have hope for humanity

hope being that it’s astroturfing

at this point, I have to question if real articles are satire lmao

Atlas: “I’ma take a lil nappy”

I’m down for this

That’s a very interesting take my friend

I got a mimic sword named chomps B)

Also Think of the consequences of suddenly adding infinite people to the population

Sorry that was me actually

Vroom vroom

do not eat it

me: the guy who likes python

🐍 blep

Trama?

True

Om nom nom

Man I can’t even understand how someone has gone their whole life thinking it’s called shortcut

I swear customers are just weird npcs intentionally trying to make your life harder lol

Nah people aren’t real

I’m stuck with people pronouncing general tso wrong

They pronounce it general tee-so

One customer also pronounced it as general T.S.O

Honestly my issue is just inconsistentncy

Sometimes I sleep at 4 and other times I sleep at 1

And sometimes I go to bed at 2am and wake up at 2pm

Welcome to the internet lmao

Alarms are a must have for me sometimes

Even if I don’t “need” it

I find that I get so stressed on if I’m gonna miss some event and keep checking the clock every 5 minutes and having a alarm really calms me down

Edit: typo

fuck i gotta sleep lmao currently is 3am

Good job its a hard step to make