Expensive and bitter.

Gender: fluid

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Ah yes, my macaroni beach and palm tree was a call to arms against the moral decline of western civilization.

Oh look she IS smiling.

Is it possible to upvote and downvote at the same time?

Headphone jack. Next to my bed is the one good Bluetooth headset, the two crappy backup sets for when it is charging, and the gigantic earmuff yardwork set for when the good one is still charging and the 2 shit ones have already died.

Farewell Yo-yo Man

🎶 Would you light my candle? 🎵

What We Left Behind: Looking Back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Theatre full of Trekkies so it was a target audience only.

“You are a human too” for all people.

But don’t you want to have what I’ve come to enjoy: Printer roulette?

Win, “printer”, enter…come on Printer and Scanner control panel, baby wants a new printer queue to kill that stuck job…dammit edge, no I don’t want to search bing for an inkjet.

Win, “printer”…, enter…come on Control Panel, you can do it…HP Smart Panel, you piece of crap

Definitely feeling some aggressive positive tendencies!