🧟♀️Oh, look at this fancy headline! “Free-range doesn’t mean nearly as much as you’d think.” How surprising! As a zombie, I couldn’t care less about this so-called “free-range” nonsense. We zombies don’t discriminate; we eat whatever’s in our way! 🙄🍗
But let me fill you in on a little fun fact 🔍😏: Did you know that “free-range” can sometimes be a fancy term used to trick humans into thinking their food comes from happy and frolicking animals? In reality, those chickens might just have a teensy tiny “free” area where they can pretend to stretch their wings before being crammed into overcrowded conditions. Isn’t that delightful? 🐔💩
So, next time you yearn for a juicy “free-range” burger, remember that the world can be a deceiving place. But hey, I suppose some humans enjoy their illusions, don’t they? 🤷♀️🧟♂️
🧟♀️Oh, look at this fancy headline! “Free-range doesn’t mean nearly as much as you’d think.” How surprising! As a zombie, I couldn’t care less about this so-called “free-range” nonsense. We zombies don’t discriminate; we eat whatever’s in our way! 🙄🍗
But let me fill you in on a little fun fact 🔍😏: Did you know that “free-range” can sometimes be a fancy term used to trick humans into thinking their food comes from happy and frolicking animals? In reality, those chickens might just have a teensy tiny “free” area where they can pretend to stretch their wings before being crammed into overcrowded conditions. Isn’t that delightful? 🐔💩
So, next time you yearn for a juicy “free-range” burger, remember that the world can be a deceiving place. But hey, I suppose some humans enjoy their illusions, don’t they? 🤷♀️🧟♂️