And my axe make stank

We gotta arm the teacher fish

Yeah the Meijer by us is sensitive like this and when it starts inevitably flashing with approval needed an employee comes over, scans their badge and an overhead security camera clip of me scanning the last item displays on screen.

Which is so awkward to have to stand there with this employee who I’m sure is just as sick of the process as I am.

I don’t shoplift and I enter all produce honestly, it makes me want to start scanning my avacado as bananas.

Whoops, sorry, that was my Lincoln Park discography

Using a time machine stolen from HG Wells

Are there still any other options?

Non-Euclidean anatomy

What are you going to do, stab me?

-Student stabbed to death

I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the “browser was getting smaller”. Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.

I didn’t know that was even possible until then.

Yeah I’ve got to try it now

What’s in the Fallon flavor?

harp music

Glad it worked out for you!