Ismalists

Oh so it’s not like cartography but for flatulence. That’s disappointing, I thought you were some sort of fart mapper.

What exactly is Fartography? Like, what would the job description be?

Well said. I think the rest of the world has a pretty vested interest in the US not going completely off the rails, even if we don’t deserve the help after all the imperialist bullshit.

Don’t worry, Senator Collins voted against it so she can show Maine how fucking moderate she is.

After checking with the party first to make sure they had the votes…

It’s the same picture

Fuckin ouch lol

You think that windbag makes solid shits!? My head cannon is a Bristol 6 at best

I think the fucking nuance of it has already gone over your head bud

I think you’re a little too wrapped up in this and concerned about what a stranger on the internet finds funny.

Well, that’s just like, your opinion man. If you think my $20 is going to make a difference you aren’t a mathematician.

I’m a loser for dropping $20 on a gag for a little light in the dark?

I bought Raytheon and Lockheed stock this morning

sigh…

Pushing Tin

Of fucking course Hiram Maxim invented that shit.

Your Miranda rights and your 5th amendment rights are different

Brah do you even serf?

This reeks of a highschool/college student with strong ideals and very little real world experience. Good luck destroying the democratic party, the Republicans have been trying for decades.

Like molasses?