One might say the company imploded

Weird Al Yankovic

Beep

Wizardz N Tha Hood

Hand in your gun and badge!

Exactly.

Apps either cost subscription fees or are optimized for showing mobile ads.

The internet is where in-game microtransactions happen.

They can’t make any more money off of you after a sale of something if you can maintain the product by yourself.

Why pay lot people in customer service when fewer offshore people do trick

You’re gonna feel pretty silly when you find out that salads are notoriously bigoted assholes, and these women are monsters for laughing at their jokes

After all, why shouldn’t I have their weapons?

HONK